{A Foul Cesspit of Squalor : Sidestepping the Infamous Masterson's Watering Hole in This Forgotten Corner of Town at All Conceivable Risk

Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it staggers belief. This dive is little more than a refuge for twisted characters like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s venue.

This self-styled "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in truth, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is managed by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in destroying lives, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a list of atrocities: a history of threatening behavior, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.

His online personas scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both pathetic and alarming. It’s utterly concerning given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another warning sign.

Meanwhile, his wife, check it out the accomplice, stands by apathetically, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems comfortable in condoning his actions while doling out drinks and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has spawned an atmosphere so corrosive, it makes one ponder their sanity for ever walking in this hellhole.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently filthy, with trash and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not rare to see roaches darting across the bar or underfoot. The restrooms are a nightmare, featuring backed-up plumbing and stagnant sinks.

Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime that makes Masterson’s Pub a dump; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their abusive conduct or their blatant indifference. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to unprotected sex.

A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you value your safety, avoid this cesspit.

Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds

Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and save yourself the regret.

Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you value your safety, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go any other establishment.
If you yearn for the “thrill” of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then Masterson’s Pub is just the place for you.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can prevent more victims from the pitfalls of this horrible place.

Beware!